I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat Colour:White and that's the point

and that's the point

Dishwasher and microwave safe (because hand-washing is strictly for the peasantry)

Picture this on your desk or kitchen counter

supervises a formal black plaque displaying the clinical greeting: "Happy womb-expulsion anniversary

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I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat Colour:White and that's the pointFunny Student Doormat: I'm A Student. It's Allowed To Be Messy. Tired of apologising for the permanent state of your kitchen? Lay down the ultimate excuse for the chaotic flat right at the door with this brilliantly sarcastic doormat! This mat is the perfect, honest welcome for any student pad, messy house share, or generally highly chaotic home. The bold design features the undeniable justification: "I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY,"