Fresh Kicks Only Sneakerhead Door Mat | Sir Cucumber Dog Colour:White hand-lettered design that reads "You're

hand-lettered design that reads "You're my favourite DAD ever

A Message from the Chairman: On Standards

Corporate Compliance: When a client inevitably asks you to ruin a perfectly good layout

11 oz Dimensions: Height 9

This funny indoor mat is the ultimate honest welcome for anyone whose social standards are measured in pints

Fresh Kicks Only Sneakerhead Door Mat | Sir Cucumber Dog Colour:White hand-lettered design that reads "You'reThe Chairman has observed the absolute filth the general public attempts to drag into pristine domestic environments. It is entirely unacceptable. Lay down the law before anyone even steps inside. The Fresh Kicks Only sneakerhead door mat makes one thing abundantly clear: only highly respectable footwear is welcome beyond this point. Designed specifically for sneaker enthusiasts, collectors, and anyone who takes their trainers far too seriously, this