Parenting Pens Greeting Card Perfectly molded for maximum shock

Perfectly molded for maximum shock value and deliciousness

Shipping – Because you’ll want a spare for emergencies

This Bridal Mr & Mrs Champagne Flute Gift Set is perfect for a variety of occasions related to weddings and bridal celebrations

making each toast memorable

Removable and reusable – Just like House’s bedside manner

Parenting Pens Greeting Card Perfectly molded for maximum shockLooking for a unique gift? Parenting Pens combine humor and practicality. Give the gift of laughter with these sarcastic pens, ideal for parents who appreciate a good joke. Phrases include: I'll give you something to cry about Because I said so Go the f*ck to sleep I will turn this car around Don't make me count to three