Bulbous Bundle thick as frick fanny pack allowing you to comfortably reach

allowing you to comfortably reach engorgement and bulbousity

Dr Density (aka Eric Bugenhagen aka Rick de la Stick aka Sticky Ricky aka Rick Boogs aka Poison Von Hagen) has spent countless hours in the Rat’s Nest to hone in on the mindset and create the perfect garment to display superior and immaculate density with this limited edition TOP CHOOK tank top

This unparalleled design features a voluminous chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) that possesses unrivaled power and jaw dropping mass causing the lesser pencil neck chicken to simply stare in amazement as they gawk at the cock of the walk

The reality is we live in a realm where our bodies are stringy

and flaccid without a pernicious pump…BEHOLD

Bulbous Bundle thick as frick fanny pack allowing you to comfortably reachYouve reached the point in life where mild displays of girth simply wont cut it anymore. So commit fully to grotesque levels of horsecockery and proudly boast the Thick as Frick Bundle!