Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt? Pride and then you tip the

and then you tip the bucket and the stuff spills out

watch birds

and swim in the Salish Sea

This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts

for independent reading

Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt? Pride and then you tip theGreen Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh out loud story that asksand answersthe burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?"