Alocasia Polly Type_Philodendron sage and soft-pink marbled leaves

sage and soft-pink marbled leaves tough enough for real life

which is exactly backwards from how most plants do colour

My waxy leaves store water (very forgiving of forgetfulness)

looking like they were sculpted from wax by someone showing off

The cute Baby Rubber Plant

Alocasia Polly Type_Philodendron sage and soft-pink marbled leavesDark, glossy, shield shaped leaves with electric white veins I'm the Alocasia Polly, and 'dramatic' is my resting state. Fun fact with a twist: despite the 'Amazonica' in my botanical name, no Alocasia has ever grown wild near the Amazon. I was named after a 1950s Miami nursery. I contain multitudes. Care is simple enough: bright, indirect light and small, regular drinks I hate soggy feet more than I hate bad lighting. What you'll get (no surprises):