The Pearl Necklace Edition:Standard Colins Creampies

Colins Creampies

Will he manage to give someone special a pearl necklace

A good notebook can help you with motivation to take more notes

First client of the day - Jake and his poor wiener

I can only imagine what a visit from Betty Swollocks feels like (I am a woman — Betty doesn't visit me)

The Pearl Necklace Edition:Standard Colins Creampies*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY *** Name a better gift than a pearl necklace I'll wait. There isn't one! But our main character is struggling to find the perfect person to give his wonderful gift to. Will he manage to give someone special a pearl necklace? You'll have to buy the book to find out! Buy this book if: You enjoy gifting a pearl necklace You like receiving a pearl necklace You enjoy silly adult themed humour You want to support a very small